I just had an internal battle with myself to decide whether or not I needed to pee. I did not. I put the toilet bowl cleaner in and BOOM, my bladder is about to burst. Fuck off bladder.

alecshao:

Arnulf Rainer - Death Masks, 1978

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sailorsandshipwrecks:

Crazy eyes. Let’s hope I get that shitty security guard job again. I suppose I’ll find out in a week or two. Now I’m gonna watch American History X and be a pile.

Which demon do I have to sacrifice to get in on this?

Also, it’s a wonderfully shot film, Edward Norton does incredible as usual, and Edward Furlong is also really great

I just laid on the carpet for 10 minutes.

Why.

mothernaturenetwork:

As more and more Americans grow their own fruits and vegetables, MNN digs up some dirt on this DIY food revolution.

sois jeune et tais toi: completelyrelevant: sailorsandshipwrecks: I hate Omaha. This is...

completelyrelevant:

sailorsandshipwrecks:

I hate Omaha. This is terrible. The worst. I’m going to kill myself everyone. I can’t stand it here. I know it’s not terrible but in my head it is.

Come live with me for the summer.

Benefits include:

-Free meals and housing

-Access to a…

Oh and did I mention I have a large movie collection with an emphasis on B class low budget horror, and foreign zombie films. And a sewing machine.

Sleep on it, get back to me.

sailorsandshipwrecks:

I hate Omaha. This is terrible. The worst. I’m going to kill myself everyone. I can’t stand it here. I know it’s not terrible but in my head it is.

Come live with me for the summer.

Benefits include:

-Free meals and housing

-Access to a lake and also a swimming pool, both within short bike ride distance

-I will tell you how cute you are every day

-In September you can go back to Minneapolis

-Quality people watching at our local 24 hr Wal-Mart

betterbooktitles:

Alison Espach: The Adults

I think this settles it, I’m going to be Ron Swanson for Halloween.

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I forgot to show you guys my friend’s tattoo. I spent my whole day off smoking with the artist, talking about music, and calling Dan a cry baby hehehe

what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how blsack people talked

irenigg:

“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”

“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”

“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”

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