I just had an internal battle with myself to decide whether or not I needed to pee. I did not. I put the toilet bowl cleaner in and BOOM, my bladder is about to burst. Fuck off bladder.
(via fuckyeahlogical)

Crazy eyes. Let’s hope I get that shitty security guard job again. I suppose I’ll find out in a week or two. Now I’m gonna watch American History X and be a pile.
Which demon do I have to sacrifice to get in on this?
Also, it’s a wonderfully shot film, Edward Norton does incredible as usual, and Edward Furlong is also really great
I just laid on the carpet for 10 minutes.
Why.

As more and more Americans grow their own fruits and vegetables, MNN digs up some dirt on this DIY food revolution.
I hate Omaha. This is terrible. The worst. I’m going to kill
myselfeveryone. I can’t stand it here. I know it’s not terrible but in my head it is.Come live with me for the summer.
Benefits include:
-Free meals and housing
-Access to a…
Oh and did I mention I have a large movie collection with an emphasis on B class low budget horror, and foreign zombie films. And a sewing machine.
Sleep on it, get back to me.
I hate Omaha. This is terrible. The worst. I’m going to kill
myselfeveryone. I can’t stand it here. I know it’s not terrible but in my head it is.
Come live with me for the summer.
Benefits include:
-Free meals and housing
-Access to a lake and also a swimming pool, both within short bike ride distance
-I will tell you how cute you are every day
-In September you can go back to Minneapolis
-Quality people watching at our local 24 hr Wal-Mart

I forgot to show you guys my friend’s tattoo. I spent my whole day off smoking with the artist, talking about music, and calling Dan a cry baby hehehe
“shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..”
“gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there”
“a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”
(via netscapeshawty)